Oh, I think you need all that bass…
Lil’ Wayne Lyric or Mark Twain Quote?
- A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
- Watch me give your hoe some blow, watch her put it in her nose, now watch her crank that weezy wee.
- Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
- The first thing I wanna know is where them hoes at?
- Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- I’m the best rapper alive.
*************DID YOU GET THEM RIGHT????
Mark Twain quotes: 1, 3, 5, 7
Lil Wayne lyrics: 2, 4, 6
BONUS: It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.
Improv Ramblings: Power sentence starters
“I want…”
“I feel…”
“You seem…”
“You only say that because…”*
*credit to Beth Appel via the team Shane for this one.
(please add more)
This reminds me of my 5th grade self-esteem teacher Mrs. Beckwith’s mantra “I feel _______ when you _______. I want you to _______ .”
I’ve been repeating that to myself before shows recently.
looks like real high guy found his pet.
I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, “Harlan Pepper, if you don’t stop naming nuts,” and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that’s what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she’d just start yelling. I’d say, “Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut.” That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She’d say, “Would you stop naming nuts!” And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn’t talk, but he’d go “rrrawr rrawr” and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it’s also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.”
— Harlan Pepper, Best in Show (via comedynerdsunited)
(Source: imdb.com, via corypalmer)
Slow down Tubby! You’re not on the moon yet!
(Source: eyeonspringfield)
“Crackton will be next… Crackton!”
(Source: eyeonspringfield)
Nickstarter
This is a sketch that I wrote with my friend, the multi talented Elisha Yaffe, for Yahoo’s Sketchy series. It pokes a little fun at Kickstarter projects, but mostly at sloppy lazy jerks in general.
Starring Elisha Yaffe. Written by Elisha Yaffe/Dave Horwitz. Ft Sally Brooks, Mary Holland and Dave Horwitz. Directed/edited by Jefferson Dutton
